ABRAHAM LINGCON’S MOTHER:
“Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
ALBERT EINSTEIN’S MOTHER:
“But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something….?”
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S MOTHER:
“The next time I caught you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
HUMPTY DUMPTY’S MOTHER:
“Humpty, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!”
MICHELANGELO’S MOTHER:
“Mike, can’t you paint on the wall like the other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
NAPOLEON’S MOTHER:
“All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding you report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!”
JONAH’S MOTHER:
“That’s a nice story, but now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”
SUPERMAN’S MOTHER:
“Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we’ve decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booth?”
THOMAS EDISON’S MOTHER:
“Of course I’m proud of you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off the light and go to bed!”
“Can you off from the laptop once and try to help me with these dishes? Also the floor, make it clean. Ouh, make something for lunch too. And bla..bla..bla..”
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